Well, you peed your pants. We’ve all been there.

You probably regret that second (okay, third) lemonade. But don’t worry, this book offers tips to get you through it including but not limited to traffic cone pants, extraterrestrial negotiations, food fights, and other very practical techniques.

★ “A number-one hit!” —Kirkus starred review

★ “A good tickle” —PW starred review

★ “Buy this one ASAP.” —SLJ starred review

★ “Humor…kindness and empathy” —Booklist starred review

Join the PFF Club!

The moment you pee your pants (or help someone who has), you are eligible to join the Pee Friends Forever (PFF) Club.

To become a PFF member, simply download, print, color, and sign the official club certificate.

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Grab your free activity guide!

Designed for kindergarten through third grade (though it can be easily adapted), this 16-page, printable activity guide is based on Bloom’s Taxonomy and the Common Core Standards.

It includes:

  • Critical thinking questions

  • Art, math, and SEL activities

  • Step-by-step instructions for drawing Bertie

  • A Bertie scavenger hunt

  • A writing and illustration prompt

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