Well, you peed your pants. We’ve all been there.

You probably regret that second (okay, third) lemonade. But don’t worry, this book has some tips to get you through it including but not limited to traffic cone pants, extraterrestrial negotiations, food fights, and other very practical techniques.

★ “A number-one hit!” —Kirkus starred review

★ “A good tickle” —PW starred review

★ “Buy this one ASAP.” —SLJ starred review

★ “Humor…kindness and empathy” —Booklist starred review

Other kind stuff: Indigo Heather's Kids’ Book Pick • Publisher’s Weekly New and Noteworthy • 100 Scope Notes Feature •

Join the PFF Club!

Join the PFF Club!

The moment you pee your pants (or help someone who has), you are eligible to join the Pee Friends Forever (PFF) Club.

To become a PFF member, simply download, print, color, and sign the official club certificate.

Share your story

Sharing our stories can help us feel less alone.

Fill out the form to share your pee pants story with the author. If you would like a response, please include your email address.

And if you want to read other pee pants stories, keep your eyes open for the latest on Substack and Instagram!

Grab your free activity guide!

Designed for kindergarten through third grade (though it can be easily adapted), this 16-page, printable activity guide is based on Bloom’s Taxonomy and the Common Core Standards.

It includes:

  • Critical thinking questions

  • Art, math, and SEL activities

  • Step-by-step instructions for drawing Bertie

  • A Bertie scavenger hunt

  • A writing and illustration prompt

How this book was made

Video coming soon!